PLEASE EXCUSE THIS INTERRUPTION:
I don't mean to disturb you.
The words that flow form my mouth mean nothing.
They are static to your ears.
I'm sorry this signal is weak.
My wiring isn't the greatest these days.
The picture was too blurry and I couldn't see, but I've adjusted the settings and you're coming in loud and clear.
Now I can see what is happening on the big screen.
I stare in amazement as I realize just how wrong I was.
I've wasted your precious time and for that I apologize.
I think you get the picture and I'm sorry for the confusion.
PLEASE CONTINUE WITH YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING.